Children

"The one among you who is my son, come home with me."

Indian Women

What do you mean I do not save ! –I saved forty Rupees by buying a Sixty rupees saree, instead of a hundred rupees saree, and saved fifteen rupees out of that by buying costume jewellery worth only twenty five rupees !

Family Men

It’s our neighbor, father. He wants to know if he could borrow till the end of the month the hundred rupees you borrowed from him at the beginning of the month.

How can you say I am neglecting you all? – for your sake I have taken a huge Insurance policy, I have put money in the fixed deposit, in the Savings Bank, in the post office savings, in recurring deposits. I have bought  savings bond…