‘He now works for the Rice Rationing Office!’ |
‘Leave it as it is. My
boss always taunts me, saying ‘You have grown horns!’’
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Slim as a scarecrow, but
can carry the weight of an elephant!
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‘Will you take me to the market?’ ‘Which market,
sir?’ ‘The black market!’
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Doctor and patient: ‘Did
you leave the windows open, as I advised?’ ‘Yes!’ ‘Did your headache vanish as
I said it would?’ ‘Yes – and so did my specs, wristwatch and purse!’
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‘He owes me Rs 20!’
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How the same drug can be
sold in multiple ways! [Left] ‘Take this medicine for one month, you will be
thin as a stick!’ [Right] ‘Take this medicine for one month, you will be like a
wrestler!’
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‘How shall I cut your
hair, sir?’ ‘With your mouth shut!’
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‘Who can predict what is
likely to happen these days?’ (note the banana peel on the ground!)
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‘This toothpowder is
really very effective, sir. It can be used to kill any insect!’
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‘Don’t blame your
neighbours. They called the doctor to tell him you were coughing all night!’
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Myself: in my
imagination; in a photo; my true self!
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‘Watch out! He is the kid
of the ration officer!’
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